The surviving pirate turns out to be a Somali teenager who according to his parents was
lured and recruited by strangers with money. Gee this is starting to sound like some sort of ocean going Goldman Sachs internship program!
Of course a civil rights attorney now questions whether our pirate is of age to be tried.
Gee what next, a roundtable with Dr. Phil on Larry King, Oprah, Greta, a moment with Whoopi on The View? Note the other three pirates in the boat were shot dead, one would think there would be some gratitude for being alive period , but well I report, you decide.
Professor Elam 
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