Professor Elam

Monday March 31 2014

I ran across this ad for The Flex Belt (used by 2 million people around the world it says). The idea is that you wear this gizmo around your middle and it uses, yes boys and girls.

EMS (try that one on your b biology professor)

Electronic Muscle Stimulation combinign 10 programs with 150 levels of intensity to

yes, activate your muscles !!!!!  Testimontials by users  state that the Flex Belt brings serious muscle contractions. And better yet, the FDA approves (huh?) of EMS.

This is a typical tv or internet ad promsing real physical improvement without the physical requirement of really doing anything, physical that is. I suspect the only thing contracting here is your bank account.

The ad world is chock a block full of promises of the easy way to success. Where am I going with this?

A student recently announced to me that he had found another CPA review system that touted 85% sucess rate, so clearly that was the one to use. In the modern world of instant information there is no guaranteed success rate with anything. As Arnold S. states, there is ony one way to a great looking physique, and that is through many hours at the gym.

And there is only one successful route to conquering the CPA exam. and that is by answering and mastering hundreds and hundreds of questions in a timed environment, which is what you have to do to pass the exam.

Or hey, maybe not, how about we market a sort of subliminal CD you can listen to in your car, I will narrate learning objectives and after listening to them over and over again, the listerner will

magically embrace all those concepts. Yes thousands of aspiring CPA candidates are now embracing

ECS Electronic Cortal Stimulation

For many years (Roger Sperry won the Nobel Prize for this in 1981 and who would argue with that by golly!) scientists have embraced the left brain, systematic, logic,language and critical thinking versus right brain, creative and expressive concepts.

Our subliminal DVD using ECS appeals to your left brain side which will need to be engaged during the actual CPA exam.

ECS Cortal Foundation is now seeking a295 CPA Candidates to be the leaders in this ground breaking or shall we say, mental breakthrough technology. If you are lucky enough to be early enough and be selected for this exclusive offer, you will possibly be recognized for breaking new educational ground.

To apply send your application fee of $ 295 to…….